A man, seeking to join the police force is being interviewed.
The Inspector says: "Your qualifications are good, but there is an aptitude test that you must pass before you can join."
Sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol - go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six druggies and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"GREAT attitude," says the Inspector. "When can you start?"
The Inspector says: "Your qualifications are good, but there is an aptitude test that you must pass before you can join."
Sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol - go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six druggies and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"GREAT attitude," says the Inspector. "When can you start?"
to a brand new police car." (more info)
Haha! A drug mule!
Look carefully:
The following radio transmission was recorded off the coast of Newfoundland 10-10-95
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Americans: Ok. This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. It's your call.
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