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August 1, 2008

Our Hilarious Protectors


A man, seeking to join the police force is being interviewed.

The Inspector says: "Your qualifications are good, but there is an aptitude test that you must pass before you can join."

Sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol - go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six druggies and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"GREAT attitude," says the Inspector. "When can you start?"

"Here's what 44 rounds of 7.62 from an AK-47 and .38 will do
to a brand new police car." (more info)

Haha! A drug mule!

Look carefully:

The following radio transmission was recorded off the coast of Newfoundland 10-10-95

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Americans: Ok. This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. It's your call.


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